{Karoline}

got caught giving a fuck. embarrassing.

Mysterio: spiderman is a menace, he tried to kill me and he has to be stopped! His name is Peter Parker!
The photo of Peter Mysterio decides to queue up:

soukokucchi:

If you sum up the running time of all of the 22 movies from the Marvel Cinematic Universe, you’ll get approximately 3000 minutes.
I love you 3000.

godofavengers:

Captain America 2015: language!
Captain America 2023: oh, you gotta be shitting me

(via whatdoeseverybodywant)

louisandthedagger:

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gayspiderbaby:

graysonjdick:
fireprooftony:
gayingupspace:
tipsy-tripsee:
osterfields:
y’all: peter was able to stop bucky’s fist in civil war bc bucky heard peter’s voice, realized he was a child, then weakened his punch bc he was so worried about hurting a child uwu
me, eating pistachios: y’all know peter can canonically lift up to 75 tons, right. y’all know bucky’s fist is easy as hell for peter to block, right. y’all know bucky didn’t know shit about peter being a child and was just shocked that someone was able to so easily block his punch, right. y’all know that, right.
naw fuck that bucky’s punches aren’t easy to block, it’s WAY funnier if peter blocked a full force punch from bucky, who only a few seconds later realizes he’s a kid as soon as peter opens his mouth
that’s the face of a man who went from “holy shit he blocked my punch?” to “holY SHiT a 12 YEARoLD BLOCKED mY PUNCH???” in 3 seconds flat.
Next second is “i triED TO PUNCH A CHILD”
i physically can’t scroll past this post

(via corporatecactus)

peterparkerdd:

Quill: I’m Peter Quill. People call me Star Lord.
Peter: wait Peter Quill?
Quill: yeah? what?
Peter *who watched a buzzfeed unsolved about his disappearance*: oh my god.

(via theenchantedreader)

my-thoughts-of-flight:

Steve: That is America’s ass
The entire theater:

dankmemeuniversity:

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dearestlizzie:

elizabeth bennet vs. being done

(via as-seenon-tv)